A picture is worth a thousand words — especially on the Campaign Trail. Check out these candid shots from Veep prospects as they travel the country with Romney and do their best to sell themselves (but under a veil of secrecy, of course!)
Tim Pawlenty: "Ohhh yeahhhh... see that, Mitt? See how I'm getting all the knots out of Portman's back? This could be all yours if you pick me for VP..."
Nikki Haley: "Aw shucks, did my flatulence ruin my chances of becoming VP? You know I don't do well with Taco Boy!"*
Rob Portman: "You really should consider me, Mitt... because my perma-hunch will always make you look even taller and more presidential than you actually are."
Marco Rubio: "Shit just got real... he said I'm being thoroughly vetted... I could seriously have to listen to his speeches for the next four years while waiting to be President."
Chris Christie: "I'm gonna git you! The loud-mouthed Tickle Monster is coming!"
Paul Ryan: "So I said, 'Hold on, Mitt... Do you REALLY want to pick Rick Santorum as your #2 in command? Think about what is at stake for America here...'"
John Thune: "Wow... I... really wasn't expecting you to introduce me as Indiana Jones..."
Bob McDonnell: "Look, I know you think I look like a newscaster... but I can promise you this: I am nothing like Sarah Palin."
Kelly Ayotte: "See, I am cute... but not SO cute your wife would get jealous when you have to stay at the office late."
Chris Christie: "I'll be honest... I got a little too drunk for a minute just now... I thought we were in Florida in the middle of the zombie apocalypse... I just saw all those hands reaching... and I had to get out of there."
Paul Ryan: "Could I get used to Secret Service driving me around on a golf cart on weekends? Mmm... Yeah, absolutely I could..."